pls get active
we got like four submissions for the contest so really, we just don’t have any content…we sorta rely on tumblr (thats you!)
Octoleaningonthings wants YOU to do shit for US.
That means we are having a bitchin’ contest that you can WIN SHIT FROM. What can you win? This boss-as-fuck commemorative mug!
Prove to all your friends how big a loser you are as you smugly sip from your stunning drinking vessel. Gently caress the face of your benevolent god with your tongue every night before bed. We don’t give a fuck what you do with it! Unless you do the gentle caress thing because that’s creepy enough to be hilarious.
Contest guidelines are pretty basic, images must include an octolean. Multiple entries will be allowed, but if you manage to flood us with enough poor excuses for humor we’ll probably be disinclined to bestow upon you the honor of receiving such an exquisite mug.
We’ll be gathering entries and picking an arbitrary amount of funny-enough submissions to let y’all vote on. The voting post will be done anonymously, however you should not submit pictures anon. Why? If you can’t figure it out I’m mildly surprised you’ve managed to comprehend this post well enough to have read up until this point. That said, fire up your (likely pirated) shoop and get to work. You really want this stupid mug.
Win, and appreciate Octo’s leany visage each and every day.
(loser receives one steel wool handjob!)
reblogging our own post because FUCK THA POLICE
Octoleaningonthings wants YOU to do shit for US.
That means we are having a bitchin’ contest that you can WIN SHIT FROM. What can you win? This boss-as-fuck commemorative mug!
Prove to all your friends how big a loser you are as you smugly sip from your stunning drinking vessel. Gently caress the face of your benevolent god with your tongue every night before bed. We don’t give a fuck what you do with it! Unless you do the gentle caress thing because that’s creepy enough to be hilarious.
Contest guidelines are pretty basic, images must include an octolean. Multiple entries will be allowed, but if you manage to flood us with enough poor excuses for humor we’ll probably be disinclined to bestow upon you the honor of receiving such an exquisite mug.
We’ll be gathering entries and picking an arbitrary amount of funny-enough submissions to let y’all vote on. The voting post will be done anonymously, however you should not submit pictures anon. Why? If you can’t figure it out I’m mildly surprised you’ve managed to comprehend this post well enough to have read up until this point. That said, fire up your (likely pirated) shoop and get to work. You really want this stupid mug.
Win, and appreciate Octo’s leany visage each and every day.
(loser receives one steel wool handjob!)
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